Are you a bacon lover? Then you’re in luck. We’re the one and only baconporium in the Northern Suburbs.
You can have a classic breakfast or BLT or try one of the new items on the menu. Breakfast or Lunch, Coffee or Milkshake, Young or Not So Young, you can get your bacon on with us.
Takeaway options available as well.
Bring the bacon home!
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The Triple T – KISS – Keep It Simply Stunning
Toast, Tomato, Two free range eggs and our own special bacon. Job done. R60
The Hairy Biker – A favourite of every biker club
Homemade Mexican beans with a chorizo sausage, fried egg and, of course, our bacon. R85
The Breakfast Club – “Does Barry Manilow know you borrow his clothes?”
Poached egg sitting on halloumi, grilled mushroom, bacon, avo and rocket. R95
Served on a slice of toasted sourdough and topped with Taberu Rayu chili oil.
BoB the Builder – “DIY for Hipsters”
Croissant and egg with bacon or smoked salmon trout (extra 20) R70
EXTRAS: avo 15,tomato 5,mushroom 20
Flap jack stack topped with crispy bacon and drizzled with syrup. R45
The Jane Fonda – Your workout in a bowl
House Granola, yoghurt, seasonal fresh fruit, honey and cinnamon. R60
Three eggs. R30 Add fillings as below:
bacon 15, cheese 10, avo 15, tomato 5, onions 5, mushroom 15, mexican beans 15,
chorizo 15, rocket 5, Taberu Rayu chilli oil 5.
The Anti Hero – Bask in nostalgia
A simple bacon butty. No frills. Two slices of our house sourdough, plenty
of crispy bacon and home made ketchup. R65
The BLT – You had me at Bacon
French toasted ciabatta, bacon, rocket, tomato and our homemade baconnaise. R65
The Rooster – It’s got a bit of a kick but it’s no Bruce Lee
Kaiser roll, bacon, fried egg, Taberu Rayu chilli sauce. Western tradition
meets Eastern flair. R60
The Harvey Specter – “Its not bragging if it’s true”
Ciabatta, bacon, brie, tomato, pesto. It’s decadent, it’s tasty. It’s breakfast
or lunch, jeans or a tuxedo. It’s Harvey Specter on the weekend. Can also
be served on a croissant (add R10). R75
Smokey Joe – Age is not important unless you are a cheese
House sourdough, our bacon, cheese and dusted with home made
smoked paprika. R70
The Yank – Yin and Yang. Starsky and Hutch
Croissant, bacon, macadamia nut honey butter. Sweet and salty. R80
The Salma Hayek – What else do you call a gorgeous Mexican?
Cream cheese, spring onion, avo, tomato, bacon topped with taco sauce. Served on a ciabatta. R75
The Meryl Streep – It’s not always complicated.
Grilled cheese croissant with bacon and Taberu Rayu. R90
The Joey Tribbiani – How ya doin’ friends?
Meatball sandwich with sauce that will drip down your chin with every bite. R90
Oceans 11 – “The Reuben Tishkoff”
Slow cooked pastrami with kraut, mayo and melted cheese. Served on ciabatta. R80
The Sophia Loren – “Mistakes are one of the dues one pays for a full life”
Prosciutto, parmigiano, tomato and rocket on fresh ciabatta. Served with a side of caponata. R80
The Mickey Finn – “He can’t sing … but he looks superb.” Marc Bolan
House cured trout with cream cheese, rocket and capers. Served on a slice of sourdough bread. R95
BURGERS AND DAWGS
Unicorn Burger – Burger meets Pig, its magical
Chorizo patty with leaves, tomato and whisky-fried onion. R80
The Don Draper – “Freud you say, which agency is he with?”
Grass fed beef burger with our bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo and whisky onions. R95
Extras: avo 15, Gorgonzola 10, egg 10, mushroom 15
The Cristiano Ronaldo – “I’m living a dream I never want to wake up from”
Captain Prego makes a debut. 100g pork or chicken steak with our spicy garlic prego sauce.
Served on a ciabatta with crunchy asian pickle. R65 Extra: egg 10
The Frank Sinatra – “Cock your hat, angles are attitudes”
A hand made gourmet frank on a roll with kraut, onion, cheese and mustard. We did it our way. R65
Batali Chorizo Roll – “You have to live life to its full chorizo.”
Cooked chorizo, fresh tomato, caponata and baconnaise.
Served on a pretzel roll. R75
All our burgers are available on low carb rolls . Extra R10
Hall-Elujah – “There’s only a short walk form the hallelujah to the hoot”
A salad of fried Halloumi cheese, avo, tomato, rocket and of course bacon.
The Julius – What the EFF. No, no, no, not Malema. The Caesar kind.
Homemade dressing, croutons, poached egg, bacon, parmesan and capers. R75
The Rainbow Nation – “If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.” – Will Rogers
Mixed lettuce with house smoked rainbow trout, avo, capers, cream cheese and lemon dill dressing. R95
Extra poached egg 10
Charcuterie Board – For two
A Selection of Richard Bosman cured meats & pates, Labneh cheese,
caponata & melba toast. R130
Nacho Libre – “ I used my strength to rip my blouse”
Organic corn tortillas topped with melted cheese, nduja, bacon, salsa,
guacomole and cream cheese. R120 For 2 to share.
Miami Vice – “People in stucco houses shouldn’t throw quiche”
Sonny Crockett comes to town. Duck and bacon cheese croquettes with
mayo and a side salad. R90
Shoestring Fries – Thin crispy potato fries served with baconnaise. R25
Bowl of Bacon – Just that, bacon and only bacon. R65
Cake of the Day – ask your waitron. R45
House beef patty, ketchup, tomato and lettuce. R60
Crispy coated chicken breast strips. R45
Just our house loaf with cheese. R30
Hand made oak smoked frankfurter. R30
Double Espresso R24
Flat White R24
Chocolate Latte R25
Hot Chocolate R25
Ceylon, Rooibos, Earl Grey, Green
Chai Latte R28
Rooibos Latte R28
Double Chocolate Latte R35
Juice – various R25
Bos Ice Tea R20
Lemon or Apple or Yuzu
Uber Ice Tea R35
Mango & Vanilla rooibos
Little Wolf Apple Soda R25
Iced Coffee R30
Blonde or Brunette?
Iced Chocolate R30
Home made chocolate blended with ice
Chocolate, Vanilla or Strawberry
Gourmet Milkshake R45